♥Addicted to Glitter♥

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:12:29 -0400

Reblog if you have an iPhone and haven't cracked the screen on it because you're a responsible motherfucker.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:20:57 -0400

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:13:33 -0400

ashlandrenee: therothwoman: itscarororo: my favorite part...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:03:36 -0400

ashlandrenee:

therothwoman:

itscarororo:

my favorite part about working with the birds of prey at the museum I interned at was when the vet would come in and wrap them up in to burritos to weigh them and clip their talons

birdrritos

That eagle looks 1776% done.

1776%

pimp-ass-swagg: I’ve been starring at this picture for...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:54:43 -0400

pimp-ass-swagg:

I’ve been starring at this picture for forever.. He was truly meant to live when he made the decision not to…

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:46:30 -0400

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:44:27 -0400

maay21: xo

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:43:42 -0400

maay21:

xo

benedictcamberbatch: Gavin + Joe the cat

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:40:26 -0400

benedictcamberbatch:

Gavin + Joe the cat

nippled: dimples are so cute like what the heck who thought such a cheek deformity would be that...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:40:06 -0400

nippled:

dimples are so cute like what the heck who thought such a cheek deformity would be that cute like wow if you have dimples come here let me smooch you and hug you and just play with your dimples *sighs cutely* just cute people with dimples now my cheeks are getting all red (▰˘◡˘▰)

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:38:29 -0400

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of

there

like all your friends go out and do things and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

dumpsterfetus: gaksdesigns: “Tearful” by Christina K wow

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:36:54 -0400

dumpsterfetus:

gaksdesigns:

“Tearful” by Christina K

wow

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:34:08 -0400

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:33:48 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

poshi-pie863: isthereaguideforthis: And there you have...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:29:48 -0400

poshi-pie863:

isthereaguideforthis:

And there you have it…

Perfect, described it perfectly…

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Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:15:56 -0400

titshmi: “Plenty of fish in the sea”

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:50:00 -0400

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

legalmexican: cuntgrats: t-esserae: This is the dude who...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:49:28 -0400

legalmexican:

cuntgrats:

t-esserae:

This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it, and it walked up to him and gave him a hug.

forever reblog

TumbleOn)

if you think this picture is beautiful, you should watch the video. It almost had me in tears :’)

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